A joke

My mate dave always wanted to work in a zoo since he was young.He got a job and went to the head office he said when a animal dies you have to pay so he thought it was ok.So first he went to the finch cage by accident he knocked over a finch and it died so he took a little look at the book they were 30 pounds each so he thought oh im going to pay 30 pounds!!!So he took it into the lions cage.Then he went in the chimps cage the chimps were in a tyre witch was held by a chain.The chain broke the two chimps died so he took a little look at book they cost 700 pounds each!!!!So he threw them into the lions cage.He said im not looking after animals and not killing anymore so he took a ride in the tractor,then he hit a bee hive the bees got mushed up so he took a little look in the book there 5pounds each so he chucked them in the lions cage then a new lion came to the zoo and said what do you eat here?Well i've had finch,chimps and mushy bees!!!!!!